top

<body bgcolor="#000000"> <script type="text/javascript"> //OwnerIQ var __oiq_pct = 50; if( __oiq_pct>=100 || Math.floor(Math.random()*100/(100-__oiq_pct)) > 0 ) { var _oiqq = _oiqq || []; _oiqq.push(['oiq_addPageBrand','Lycos']); _oiqq.push(['oiq_addPageCat','Internet > Websites']); _oiqq.push(['oiq_addPageLifecycle','Intend']); _oiqq.push(['oiq_doTag']); (function() { var oiq = document.createElement('script'); oiq.type = 'text/javascript'; oiq.async = true; oiq.src = document.location.protocol + '//px.owneriq.net/stas/s/lycosn.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(oiq, s); })(); } //Google Analytics var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount','UA-21402695-19']); _gaq.push(['_setDomainName','tripod.com']); _gaq.push(['_setCustomVar',1,'member_name','sorridi',3]); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); //Lycos Init function getReferrer() { var all= this.document.cookie; if (all== '') return false; var cookie_name = 'REFERRER='; var start = all.lastIndexOf(cookie_name); if (start == -1) return false; start += cookie_name.length; var end = all.indexOf(';', start); if (end == -1) end = all.length; return all.substring(start, end); } function getQuery() { var rfr = getReferrer(); if (rfr == '') return false; var q = extractQuery(rfr, 'yahoo.com', 'p='); if (q) return q; q = extractQuery(rfr, '', 'q='); return q ? q : ""; } function extractQuery(full, site, q_param) { var start = full.lastIndexOf(site); if (start == -1) return false; start = full.lastIndexOf(q_param); if (start == -1) return false; start += q_param.length; var end = full.indexOf('&', start); if (end == -1) end = full.length; return unescape(full.substring(start, end)).split(" ").join("+"); } function generateHref(atag, template){ atag.href=template.replace('_MYURL_', window.location.href.replace('http://', '')).replace('_MYTITLE_','Check%20out%20this%20Tripod%20Member%20site!'); } var lycos_ad = Array(); var lycos_onload_timer; var cm_role = "live"; var cm_host = "tripod.lycos.com"; var cm_taxid = "/memberembedded"; var tripod_member_name = "sorridi"; var tripod_member_page = "sorridi/tophome.htm"; var tripod_ratings_hash = "1745839379:7e2d938f518e5acbeb3ab9c828d7f0ba"; var lycos_ad_category = {"dmoz":"business\/construction_and_maintenance","ontarget":"&CAT=b2b","find_what":"build my website"}; var lycos_ad_remote_addr = "209.202.244.9"; var lycos_ad_www_server = "www.tripod.lycos.com"; var lycos_ad_track_small = ""; var lycos_ad_track_served = ""; var lycos_search_query = getQuery(); </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://scripts.lycos.com/catman/init.js"></script> <script type='text/javascript'> var googletag = googletag || {}; googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || []; (function() { var gads = document.createElement('script'); gads.async = true; gads.type = 'text/javascript'; var useSSL = 'https:' == document.location.protocol; gads.src = (useSSL ? 'https:' : 'http:') + '//www.googletagservices.com/tag/js/gpt.js'; var node = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; node.parentNode.insertBefore(gads, node); })(); </script> <script type='text/javascript'> googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.defineSlot('/95963596/TRI_300X250_dfp', [300, 250], 'div-gpt-ad-1450204159126-0').addService(googletag.pubads()); googletag.defineSlot('/95963596/TRI_above_728x90_dfp', [728, 90], 'div-gpt-ad-1450204159126-1').addService(googletag.pubads()); googletag.defineSlot('/95963596/TRI_below_728x90_dfp', [728, 90], 'div-gpt-ad-1450204159126-2').addService(googletag.pubads()); googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest(); googletag.enableServices(); }); </script> <script type="text/javascript"> (function(isV) { if( !isV ) { return; } var adMgr = new AdManager(); var lycos_prod_set = adMgr.chooseProductSet(); var slots = ["leaderboard", "leaderboard2", "toolbar_image", "toolbar_text", "smallbox", "top_promo", "footer2", "slider"]; var adCat = this.lycos_ad_category; adMgr.setForcedParam('page', (adCat && adCat.dmoz) ? adCat.dmoz : 'member'); if (this.lycos_search_query) { adMgr.setForcedParam("keyword", this.lycos_search_query); } else if(adCat && adCat.find_what) { adMgr.setForcedParam('keyword', adCat.find_what); } for (var s in slots) { var slot = slots[s]; if (adMgr.isSlotAvailable(slot)) { this.lycos_ad[slot] = adMgr.getSlot(slot); } } adMgr.renderHeader(); adMgr.renderFooter(); }((function() { var w = 0, h = 0, minimumThreshold = 300; if (top == self) { return true; } if (typeof(window.innerWidth) == 'number' ) { w = window.innerWidth; h = window.innerHeight; } else if (document.documentElement && (document.documentElement.clientWidth || document.documentElement.clientHeight)) { w = document.documentElement.clientWidth; h = document.documentElement.clientHeight; } else if (document.body && (document.body.clientWidth || document.body.clientHeight)) { w = document.body.clientWidth; h = document.body.clientHeight; } return ((w > minimumThreshold) && (h > minimumThreshold)); }()))); window.onload = function() { var f = document.getElementById("FooterAd"); var b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0]; b.appendChild(f); f.style.display = "block"; document.getElementById('lycosFooterAdiFrame').src = '/adm/ad/footerAd.iframe.html'; // DOM Inj Ad (function(isTrellix) { var e = document.createElement('iframe'); e.style.border = '0'; e.style.margin = 0; e.style.display = 'block'; e.style.cssFloat = 'right'; e.style.height = '254px'; e.style.overflow = 'hidden'; e.style.padding = 0; e.style.width = '300px'; var isBlokedByDomain = function( href ) { var blockedDomains = [ "ananyaporn13000.tripod.com", "xxxpornxxx.tripod.com" ]; var flag = false; for( var i=0; i<blockedDomains.length; i++ ) { if( href.search( blockedDomains[ i ] ) >= 0 ) { flag = true; } } return flag; } var getMetaContent = function( metaName ) { var metas = document.getElementsByTagName('meta'); for (i=0; i<metas.length; i++) { if( metas[i].getAttribute("name") == metaName ) { return metas[i].getAttribute("content"); } } return false; } var getCommentNodes = function(regexPattern) { var nodes = {}; var nodesA = []; var preferredNodesList = ['a', 'c', 'b']; (function getNodesThatHaveComments(n, pattern) { if (n.hasChildNodes()) { if (n.tagName === 'IFRAME') { return false; } for (var i = 0; i < n.childNodes.length; i++) { if ((n.childNodes[i].nodeType === 8) && (pattern.test(n.childNodes[i].nodeValue))) { var areaName = pattern.exec(n.childNodes[i].nodeValue)[1]; nodes[areaName] = n; } else if (n.childNodes[i].nodeType === 1) { getNodesThatHaveComments(n.childNodes[i], pattern); } } } }(document.body, regexPattern)); for (var i in preferredNodesList) { if (nodes[preferredNodesList[i]]) { if( isTrellix && nodes[preferredNodesList[i]].parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode ) { nodesA.push(nodes[preferredNodesList[i]].parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode); } else { nodesA.push( nodes[preferredNodesList[i]] ); } } } return nodesA; } var properNode = null; var areaNodes = getCommentNodes( new RegExp( '^area Type="area_(\\w+)"' ) ); for (var i = 0; i < areaNodes.length; i++) { var a = parseInt(getComputedStyle(areaNodes[i]).width); if ((a >= 300) && (a <= 400)) { properNode = areaNodes[i]; break; } } var propertyName = getMetaContent("property") || false; if( isTrellix && (properNode) ) { e.src = '/adm/ad/injectAd.iframe.html'; properNode.insertBefore(e, properNode.firstChild); } else if( isTrellix && !( properNode ) ) // Slap the ad eventhought there is no alocated slot { e.src = '/adm/ad/injectAd.iframe.html'; e.style.cssFloat = 'none'; var cdiv = document.createElement('div'); cdiv.style = "width:300px;margin:10px auto;"; cdiv.appendChild( e ); b.insertBefore(cdiv, b.lastChild); } else if( !isBlokedByDomain( location.href ) ) { var injF = document.createElement('iframe'); injF.style.border = '0'; injF.style.margin = 0; injF.style.display = 'block'; injF.style.cssFloat = 'none'; injF.style.height = '254px'; injF.style.overflow = 'hidden'; injF.style.padding = 0; injF.style.width = '300px'; injF.src = '/adm/ad/injectAd.iframe.html'; if( b && ( !isTrellix || ( typeof isTrellix == "undefined" ) ) ) // All other tripod props { var cdiv = document.createElement('div'); cdiv.style = "width:300px;margin:10px auto;"; cdiv.appendChild( injF ); b.insertBefore(cdiv, b.lastChild); } } }( document.isTrellix )); } </script> <div id="tb_container" style="background:#DFDCCF; border-bottom:1px solid #393939; position:relative; z-index:999999999!important">  <style> .adCenterClass{margin:0 auto} </style> <div id="tb_ad" class="adCenterClass" style="display:block!important; overflow:hidden; width:916px;"> <div id="ad_container" style="display:block!important; float:left; width:728px "> <script type="text/javascript"> if (typeof lycos_ad !== "undefined" && "leaderboard" in lycos_ad) { document.write(lycos_ad['leaderboard']); } </script> </div> </div> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> if (typeof lycos_ad !== "undefined" && "slider" in lycos_ad) { document.write(lycos_ad['slider']); } </script>  <div id="FooterAd" style="background:#DFDCCF; border-top:1px solid #393939; clear:both; display:none; width:100%!important; position:relative; z-index:999999!important; height:90px!important"> <div class="adCenterClass" style="display:block!important; overflow:hidden; width:916px;"> <div id="footerAd_container" style="display:block!important; float:left; width:728px"> <iframe id="lycosFooterAdiFrame" style="border:0; display:block; float:left; height:96px; overflow:hidden; padding:0; width:750px"></iframe> </div> </div> </div> n="center"><a href="http://www.cdnow.com/from=sr-1708885"><img src="images/cdnowlogo1.gif" width="116" height="73" alt="cdnowlogo[1].gif (2395 byte)"></a></p> <p align="center"><font size="5" color="#FFFFFF"><strong>INDICE</strong></font></p> <p align="center"> <applet code="fphover.class" codebase="_fpclass/" width="120" height="24"> <param name="text" value="Homepage"> <param name="hovercolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="textcolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="effect" value="reverseGlow"> <param name="url" value="Home%20page.htm" valuetype="ref"> <param name="font" value="Helvetica"> <param name="fontstyle" value="bold"> <param name="fontsize" value="16"> <param name="color" value="#000080"> <param name="target" value="principale"> <param name="image" value valuetype="ref"> <param name="hoverimage" value valuetype="ref"> <param name="sound" value valuetype="ref"> <param name="hoversound" value valuetype="ref"> </applet> <applet code="fphover.class" codebase="_fpclass/" width="120" height="24"> <param name="text" value="Scherzi"> <param name="color" value="#000080"> <param name="hovercolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="textcolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="effect" value="reverseGlow"> <param name="url" value="scherzi.htm" valuetype="ref"> <param name="font" value="Helvetica"> <param name="fontstyle" value="bold"> <param name="fontsize" value="16"> <param name="target" value="principale"> </applet> <applet code="fphover.class" codebase="_fpclass/" width="120" height="24"> <param name="text" value="Invia Audio"> <param name="color" value="#000080"> <param name="hovercolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="textcolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="effect" value="reverseGlow"> <param name="url" value="inserisc.htm" valuetype="ref"> <param name="font" value="Helvetica"> <param name="fontstyle" value="bold"> <param name="fontsize" value="16"> <param name="target" value="principale"> </applet> <applet code="fphover.class" codebase="_fpclass/" width="120" height="24"> <param name="text" value="Barzellette"> <param name="color" value="#000080"> <param name="hovercolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="textcolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="effect" value="reverseGlow"> <param name="url" value="visione.htm" valuetype="ref"> <param name="font" value="Helvetica"> <param name="fontstyle" value="bold"> <param name="fontsize" value="16"> <param name="target" value="principale"> </applet> <applet code="fphover.class" codebase="_fpclass/" width="120" height="24"> <param name="text" value="Riservato Rob"> <param name="color" value="#000080"> <param name="hovercolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="textcolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="effect" value="reverseGlow"> <param name="url" value="soloper.htm" valuetype="ref"> <param name="font" value="Helvetica"> <param name="fontstyle" value="bold"> <param name="fontsize" value="16"> <param name="target" value="_top"> </applet> <applet code="fphover.class" codebase="_fpclass/" width="120" height="24"> <param name="text" value="Giochi"> <param name="color" value="#000080"> <param name="hovercolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="textcolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="effect" value="reverseGlow"> <param name="url" value="Apertura_giochi.htm" valuetype="ref"> <param name="font" value="Helvetica"> <param name="fontstyle" value="bold"> <param name="fontsize" value="16"> <param name="target" value="principale"> </applet> <applet code="fphover.class" codebase="_fpclass/" width="120" height="24"> <param name="text" value="Commenti"> <param name="color" value="#000080"> <param name="hovercolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="textcolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="effect" value="reverseGlow"> <param name="url" value="commenti.htm" valuetype="ref"> <param name="font" value="Helvetica"> <param name="fontstyle" value="bold"> <param name="fontsize" value="16"> <param name="target" value="principale"> </applet> <applet code="fphover.class" codebase="_fpclass/" width="129" height="24"> <param name="text" value="Ascolta "> <param name="color" value="#000080"> <param name="hovercolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="textcolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="effect" value="reverseGlow"> <param name="url" value="Ascolta/ascolta%20le%20barzellette.htm" valuetype="ref"> <param name="font" value="Helvetica"> <param name="fontstyle" value="bold"> <param name="fontsize" value="16"> <param name="target" value="principale"> </applet> <applet code="fphover.class" codebase="_fpclass/" width="120" height="24"> <param name="text" value="Invia barzellette"> <param name="color" value="#000080"> <param name="hovercolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="textcolor" value="#00FF00"> <param name="effect" value="reverseGlow"> <param name="url" value="disc6_frm.htm" valuetype="ref"> <param name="font" value="Helvetica"> <param name="fontstyle" value="bold"> <param name="fontsize" value="16"> <param name="target" value="principale"> </applet>  <a href="http://nedstat.tripod.com/bin/viewstat?name=sorridi-0"><img src="http://nedstat.tripod.com/bin/nedstat.gif?name=sorridi-0" border="0" alt="Nedstat Counter" width="22" height="22"></a>    </p> <p align="center"> <a HREF="http://www.virgilio.it" TARGET="_top"><img SRC="http://www.virgilio.it/supporto/web_kit/scud_o1.gif" WIDTH="72" HEIGHT="30" BORDER="0"></a></p> <p align="center"><font color="#ff0000" size="6"> <img src="barzellette/gif/3098.gif" width="48" height="48"></font></p> <dl> <dd><p align="center"><img src="barzellette/gif/1934.gif" width="36" height="35"><font color="#ff0000" face="Tempus Sans ITC" size="7"><em>Dai ridi anche tu!!!!</em></font><img src="barzellette/gif/1934.gif" width="36" height="35"></p> </dd> </dl> <dl> <div align="center"><center> <dt><font color="#FF0000" size="1">By </font></dt> </center></div> </dl> <p align="center"><font color="#FF0000" size="2">Stefano Renzi</font></p> <h1 align="center"><font color="#80FFFF" size="7"><em>Il sito delle barzellette</em></font></h1> <dl> <dt><font color="#0000FF" size="6"><marquee align="middle" scrolldelay="108" width="98%" border="0">Ti piacciono le barzellette ? Le sai raccontare? Con questo sito avrai la possibilit� di farle ascoltare in tutto il mondo.</marquee></font></dt> </dl> <p align="right"> </p> <div align="right"><table border="1" width="52" height="13"> <tr> <td width="52" height="13" align="center" bgcolor="#FF0000" bordercolorlight="#0000FF" bordercolordark="#00FFFF" style="font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: medium; font-weight: bold"><a href="Ascolta/ascolta%20le%20barzellette.htm" target="principale">Ascolta la   bazelletta della settimana</a></td> </tr> </table> </div><p align="left"><font color="#00FF00">Trovare qualcuno che ci faccia ridere </font></p> <p><font color="#00FF00">anche quando non abbiamo voglia ?</font></p> <p><font color="#00FF00"><font size="4">"OGGI � POSSIBILE"</font><font size="3"> </font></font></p> <p><font size="3" color="#00FF00">Da<a href="un'idea.htm"> un'idea</a> nata un p� per</font></p> <p><font size="3" color="#00FF00">scherzo,ecco un progetto</font></p> <p><font size="3" color="#00FF00">che diventer� "almeno spero",</font></p> <p><font size="3" color="#00FF00">un grande raccoglitore di divertimenti,</font></p> <p><font size="3" color="#00FF00">di giochi, e di scherzi.</font></p> <hr size="1" color="#0000FF"> <p><strong><a href="inserisc.htm">Invia audio</a>     <a href="scherzi.htm">Barzellette</a>  <a href="disc6_frm.htm" target="principale"> Ricerca la Barzellette</a><font color="#00FF00">  <a href="disc6_frm.htm" target="principale">Invia </a>  </font></strong><font color="#0000FF"><a href="Apertura_giochi.htm" target="principale"> <strong> Giochi  </strong></a></font>  <strong> <a href="Ascolta/ascolta%20le%20barzellette.htm">Ascolta le Barzellette  </a></strong></p> <p>      </p> <p align="right"><a href="mailto:ridianchetu@usa.net"> <img src="barzellette/gif/a-email.gif" border="0" align="left" width="48" height="48"></a>Attendere lo scarico completo della pagina</p> <p align="left"><font color="#0000FF" face="Viner Hand ITC"><big>Sei il visitatore</big></font><font face="Arial Rounded MT Bold"> <img src="_vti_bin/fpcount.exe/sorridi/?Page=tophome.htm|Image=4" alt="Hit Counter"></font>            <font face="Bradley Hand ITC" color="#99FFFF">  </font><font color="#FFFF00">  </font>                                    </p> <p align="right"><font color="#80FF00"><br> </font>I<font color="#FF0000"> Il sito della barzelletta,il solo posto dove  le puoi ascoltare .<br> Se ti piace raccontare o scrivere questo � il tuo posto,giochi,scherzi e divertimenti sono garantiti </font></p> <p align="right"><font color="#FF0000">I giochi e gli scherzi di "Ridi anche tu" sono da non perdere </font></p> </body>